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My new car is already falling apart; it must have been phalooped.

I will phaloop my math homework because I don't have time to do it correctly.
phaloop by The Schill Pickle December 7, 2023

Phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia

The fear of the fear of getting a boner while thinking about being touched and watched by a fat duck while simultaneously sleeping, driving, publicly speaking, cooking, and dreaming.
How the fuck can I provide an example for phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia when absolutely no one in the world has it?

Phallophilia 

Phallophilia is the preference of some women for men with big penises.
"The sex researchers have observed that the phallophilia is common among some women".

phallophile 

My friend Susan is such a phallophile.
phallophile by ashsky July 12, 2007

Phallophobia

Having the fear, or phobia of a penis. Especially and erect penis. This may cause the person with Phallaphobia to hypevenilate or even pass out.
Athena has Phallophobia and was watching tv with her friend Kevin, and he whipped out his penis and she started to hypervenilate, and then eventually passed out.
Phallophobia by AthenaAtropine October 12, 2008

Phallophobia

the fear of a penis; to fear a erect or even a non-erect penis
Sorry I have a phallophobia, so keep it way.
Phallophobia by Dsmart July 15, 2007