phailure 

A special type of failure, about 7 levels below failure. Failure so fantastic, it's written about in epic novels.

Man 1: "I heard a nerd asked out a model, what happened?"
Man 2: "Well, first she said no and threw her drink in his face. Then she got her quarterback boyfriend to throw the nerd into a trash can and down some stairs. Then the trash can spontaneously burst into flame and got run over by a marching band."
Man 1: "Dude.....phailure..."

phailure by Yogo540 January 9, 2005

philsexual 

A sexuality in which one is only attracted to Phil Lester ( amazingphil )

Margret: "Jade, I know this guy Mark who sounds pretty great, you should hit him up!"
Jade: "Sorry Margret, i'm philsexual"
Margret: ...
Jade: *caresses posters of Phil Lester*

philsexual by kicktheem January 10, 2016

phail'd 

word said to another when he/she fails at something (a game, a contest, a test, etc.); pronounced like "failed;" after saying "phail'd," make sure to spell it out for them so it's not the normal "failed."

{Bruno attempts to bring himself up to his feet when on his back, ninja-style; he fails and lands on his back}

Person: Phail'd. P-h-a-i-l-apostrophe-d.

phail'd by El_Scorcho November 6, 2004

phailq 

A rendition of fail used by Americans. The Q is a silent one. Used to denote epic failure.

YOU ARE SUCH A PHAILQ!! = YOU ARE SUCH A PHAIL = YOU ARE SUCH A FAIL.

phailq by nobodyyouneedtoknow August 16, 2009

Philson 

Nice guy fun to be with and is very caring towards his close friends although he may appear reckless he is actually a very wary guy
If he shares his close information with you,it means that you are very close to him
Good choi

Awesome philson

Philson by Burnt apples March 3, 2019

Whore phail

When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.

Pedro pulled the Ultimate whore phail. Epa epa!

Whore phail by booblover December 14, 2009

Phailzz 

when somebody fails soo badly you cant help but to spell it with a P,H and two Z's

wow man, did u see that face plant, it was a definant phailzz

Phailzz by Zantonious Aquilous July 24, 2009