PhJew 

A fake Jewish person who pretends to be really Jewish to seem cool around other Jews.

Characteristics:

Only in it for the money.

Gets warm easily

Makes a big deal about their Jew fro.

He lit the menorah wrong, he's such a phjew.

PhJew by Lee 2124 December 6, 2010

PJew 

The new spelling of the word "Jew" as defined by the Rabbinical College of America. The pronunciation of "Jew," however, has not changed; the P is silent. PJew is closer to the spelling of Jew in Hebrew. The old spelling, Jew, caused confusion between Jews and non-Hebrew speakers around the world. The Modern Language Association (MLA) accepted the spelling change proposed by the Rabbinical College of America, so it is now incorrect to write "Jew" in an MLA-format paper. Schools across the country are amending their essay policy so that teachers can take off points if you write "Jew" in a paper.
According to the International Rabbinical Association, similar changes to the spelling of Jew will be made to other languages, including Spanish, French, Italian, Greek and Japanese.

My friend is a PJew and she attends synagogue regularly.

Six million PJewish people were killed in the Holocaust.

PJudaism is a very interesting religion.

Dmitri is a PJudeo-Christian.

PJew by Hariet April 3, 2008

phew

used to express relief.

that was hard. now it is over. phew.

phew by angelar? December 9, 2004

phrewt 

1. Lamer, llama, asshat

Who's the TK phrewt in our spawn?
Get your phrewty ass outta here!
Alt - phr3wt, fr00t

phrewt by Not a phrewt April 16, 2003

Phewd 

Another way to say "Food"

Brb. Going to make some phewd.

Phewd by Floooooooop December 26, 2009

Phew chile 

When there is a lot of information/drama

Or

Another phrase for the tea is really hot.
Mostly used in text messages

“I hear there are so many rumors going around, like steph and her boyfriend breaking up recently, but I don’t believe it?”
“Phew chile, let me catch you up!”

Phew chile by kthxmyg July 26, 2018

Phewfully 

In a way that makes one grateful for something not happening.

"Phewfully, I didn't fart in front of the class after eating all those beans."

Phewfully by GreyboyGaletrail July 5, 2018