phewberty

Da age-range of forty-plus when male-hormonal/gastronomical changes cause many guys to begin releasing copious amounts of highly-odiferous methane out of their butt-trumpets.

Dat infamous "National Baked Bean Month speech" dude doesn't appear to be much over 35, yet he is already having a major display of phewberty during said monologue.

phewberty by QuacksO January 2, 2020

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pewberty

Da age at which one is allowed to sit in church unchaperoned.

I always hated attending church and sitting on those yucky hard wooden benches, so as soon as I reached pewberty, I just always sneaked out da back door of da chapel and went for a long walk; since my parents weren't present at da services any longer, they were never da wiser.

pewberty by QuacksO January 28, 2023

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phewberty • pewberty • chewberty

chewberty

The process of someone developing a taste for higher quality food.

He's really starting to enjoy food. His tastebuds seem to be going through chewberty.

chewberty by gdub96 April 23, 2018

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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