Phd is a doctorate that causes PHD:Permeated Head Dmg. Dont ever learn to be a doctor
Bob:Ashton, u taking a pHD?!
Ashton:Nah, i dont want to get PHD
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Ben is a Phd, he cracks me up!
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acronim for pretty huge dick
Jay: I have a PHD

Nick: What could a moron like you have a PHD in?
Jay:In your mom
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A nice way of saying:
"I understand/know a lot of complicated bullshit that you couldn't grasp even if it were your dick after 8 hours of hot lesbian porn."

It was once believed PhD was actually French for "Fuck off idiot," but this was actually proved wrong by brain-box PhD holders after years of research.
Some guy: Ugh, I can't solve this 3rd order partial differential equation...

Professor "blah, blah", PhD : I can, thus my mental-dick is bigger than yours. Checkmate.
by LilHizzle October 13, 2011
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P- pretty

H- hard
D- dick
" mom I've got a PHD"
"really in what"
"my pants"
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PhD Stands for : Permanent Head Damage
Man: Hey you guys, i have a PhD
Man 2: Wow... you must be really special....... o_o
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Jamal: I got some ass last night at da club
Curtis: nigga please, you aint got nottin' up in da club
Jamal: Don't try an' playa hate on me, im not the one wit the phd
by Koffi January 2, 2006
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