Petty Penis
Petty Penis by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019
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pretty penis
1.a penis that is so amazing, the only word that can explain it is pretty.
2.a penis that is mouth watering.
2.a penis that is mouth watering.
pretty penis by Tha Star Diva! April 8, 2009
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pretty penis
pretty penis by Jackie January 1, 2005
pretty penis
Any penis that is over 10 inches, very thick, bold viens, the tip is 2 times thicker then the shaft, and or looks like an arrow.
pretty penis by Edger II June 1, 2006
penis patty
penis patty by I'm so sorry January 6, 2017
Penis patty
Where a whole bunch of straight males make a sandwich with there penis’s (bread=hands) (mayo=cum) (meat=penis)
Penis patty by Penis patty June 4, 2020
Pennsylvania penis patty
When you rap your cock in burger meat, and then you cook it on a stove. After cooking the burger meat you give it to an unsuspecting victim.
person 1: Man this burger is great. Person 2: Oh I'm glad you like it, that's a family recipe. Person 1: What's in the recipe. person 2: My Pennsylvania penis patty
Pennsylvania penis patty by clankerkixbrass April 16, 2026
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