Petty Penis 

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.

Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!

Petty Penis by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

pretty penis 

1.a penis that is so amazing, the only word that can explain it is pretty.
2.a penis that is mouth watering.

he has a pretty penis, i could suck it all day long!

pretty penis by Tha Star Diva! April 8, 2009

pretty penis 

A penis sculpted by god himself for the world to share and cherish.

"I have only had it a few times, but man that boy has a pretty penis... god blessed him."

pretty penis by Jackie January 1, 2005

pretty penis 

Any penis that is over 10 inches, very thick, bold viens, the tip is 2 times thicker then the shaft, and or looks like an arrow.

the way it moves looks like a pretty penis

pretty penis by Edger II June 1, 2006

penis patty 

A chode so wide and flat that it looks like a meat patty.

Jordan has a very nice penis patty.

penis patty by I'm so sorry January 6, 2017

Penis patty 

Where a whole bunch of straight males make a sandwich with there penis’s (bread=hands) (mayo=cum) (meat=penis)

(Boy 1) “hey wanna make a penis patty?”
(Boy 2) “omg hell yes”
(Boy 3) “yes please”

Penis patty by Penis patty June 4, 2020

Pennsylvania penis patty

When you rap your cock in burger meat, and then you cook it on a stove. After cooking the burger meat you give it to an unsuspecting victim.

person 1: Man this burger is great. Person 2: Oh I'm glad you like it, that's a family recipe. Person 1: What's in the recipe. person 2: My Pennsylvania penis patty

Pennsylvania penis patty by clankerkixbrass April 16, 2026