Petrovert 

Said of those who only feel purpose and comfort in the act of communicating with their pets.

All she's done throughout the party is talk to her cat. I think she may be a petrovert.

Petrovert by Kissmyassinger September 2, 2016

petrovert

n. A person who would rather stay home with their pets than be around people.

Maria skipped the office party and stayed home with her dog because she is a petrovert.

petrovert by Momus Sarcastic June 29, 2026

Perverted chicken test 

A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?

Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!

Perverted chicken test by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Springfield Pervert 

An elderly homosexual pervert from Springfield, MA. He is obsessed with "pig fucking" and semen, he is very well-endowed, and he often calls random people in order to engage them in explicitly sexual conversations.

The Springfield Pervert called me last night. He said he would pig fuck me.

Springfield Pervert by analmaniac_666_69 July 11, 2012

closet pervert 

A person who pretends to not be perverted, but really is.

I saw Sam staring at her ass, he is such a closet pervert.

closet pervert by that bbw chick March 13, 2015

herbert the pervert 

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.

Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

herbert the pervert by Popsicles in the cellar June 6, 2018

Perverts 

90% of people on urbandictionary. Don't believe me. Look up something nonsexual and I guarantee you that you'll find at least 1 or 2 definitions making it sexual.

Generic example person: generic example phrase to show you mindless drones how perverts is used
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Perverts by Memetic Man January 18, 2011