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pete rose 

-verb -when trying to hit a home run, and the girl is blocking the plate and saying no to your advances, you just plow over the catcher having little disregard for her and get to home plate safely. Thus having sex with her.
the girl last night wouldnt let me stick it in, so i just pulled a pete rose and had sex with her anyway.
pete rose by billy March 3, 2005

Pete Rose Pounder 

A guy who will have sex (or swing) at just about anything.
-You think he'll go home with that chick?
-No Doubt, he's a Pete Rose Pounder

Pete Rose haircut 

The gayest haircut a person could possibly muster. An ecclectic blend of Moe from the Three Stooges and that half-retarded kid from kindergarten who would cut his own hair with a bowl on his head. Made popular and named for the third best hitter in baseball history Pete Rose (behind only Tony Gwynn Sr. and any player who faced the great Hideki Irabu).
Stewie- "Hey kid, where'd ya get the Pete Rose haircut?"

Zack- "Brad, you shouldn't have let Nick cut your hair while he's half in the bag. He just gave you a Pete Rose haircut"

Pete Rose'n 

The act of purposefully throwing a competition, for humor, or because something more is riding on it. Be it a Video game, Pick up game, or a major sporting event. One who decides to be Pete Rose'n said event is usually ridiculed, laughed at, or hated by the group.
Another delay of game penalty?! R.J. is Pete Rose'n the shit out of this!
Pete Rose'n by J.shO` April 6, 2009

Pete Rose Hall of Famer 

Someone whose career baseball statistics would easily qualify for the Baseball Hall of Fame but due to controversy or scandal, will never be elected.
Alex Rodriguez is a Pete Rose Hall of Famer.

like pete rose

Used when screwed over, or taken advantage off; reflecting on the failure of Pete Rose making it into the Baseball Hall of Fame.
"Did you hear the teacher failed me by 1 point? I was fucked in the ass like Pete Rose."
like pete rose by Robert L November 17, 2004
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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