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Perpared
Retard alert, retard alert class
Is one prepared or perpared? Ask yourself as you say perpared slowly.
Now you know
Is one prepared or perpared? Ask yourself as you say perpared slowly.
Now you know
Perpared by PerparedTaco May 8, 2018
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perspirrational
The manner in which someone behaves after coming into a warm room from being exerted outside in the cold.
It is NOT eleventy-billion degrees in here! You were just outside shoveling snow. Don't you dare open any windows! Stop being so perspirrational!!
perspirrational by Crazy Schnauzer February 2, 2015
no perspiration
{Scott}: Hey Aaron, can you move that board off the lawn please?
Aaron}: [Sure Scott, no perspiration!
Aaron}: [Sure Scott, no perspiration!
no perspiration by Telephony March 12, 2022
Premature Perspiration
When a guy forgets to use deoderant and prematurely perspires in sweaty situations. The more concerned the guy is about the sweat, the more sweat he's going to generate. And if it happens once, it could happen again and again....
Steve: Dude I prematurely perspired watching this smokin chick lick an icecream...
Matt: Dude were you wearing deodarant?
Steve: It was bad dude, I hate premature perspiration.
Matt: Dude were you wearing deodarant?
Steve: It was bad dude, I hate premature perspiration.
Premature Perspiration by tigerslovepepper February 28, 2011
Poultry Perspiration
A condition in which the human body perspires uncontrollably from consuming mass amounts of poultry.
Brandon thought he was safe from meat sweats by eating strictly chicken but he ended up coming down with a serious case of poultry perspiration.
Poultry Perspiration by gschad August 2, 2011
Perspiration fibrosis
Mort wiped his hands on the desk and left a puddle of sweat behind, leaving him diagnoses with perspiration fibrosis.
Perspiration fibrosis by Studular January 26, 2023
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