Perpetual Ice Girl 

PIG is an acronym meaning "Perpetual Ice Girl." A PIG is a babe who seems to always have a look on her face as if she is pissed-off and usually, when approached, she acts annoyed possibly because of the fact that she knows of her status as a babe. Usually the only chance approaching one of these women with the intent to get in good with her is to try and complain about something whilst in her presence. If she feels like she can help, maybe she will put in her two cents and feel like she has accomplished something. You have established a rapport. She will undoubtedly have "hand" (the upper hand, an idea which may require its own explanation). Only after some time will a person be able to gain hand over a PIG which is the only way to maintain a relationship with respect to these women. In nearly all cases, going to any lengths to acquire a PIG for any purpose (meaningful or purely superficial) is simply not worth the time, effort, mental anguish and eventual unbearable embarrassment.

"Holy shit dude! That babe over there is such a fucking PIG (perpetual ice girl)!" I wouldn't touch that shit with a 30 foot pole.

Perpetual Ice Girl by socratesnow April 23, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012