Peta-douche 

An older man, who has interest in under age girls in an unhealthy illegal way. This man usually tends to be a douche bag to the underage girls he does not like.

1. Hail is still being stalked by that peta-douche.
2. JoJo is such a peta douche he came on to Wendy then wouldn't even buy her alcohol

Peta-douche by elfie November 20, 2003

Patadouche 

Someone who owns more than five articles of Patagonia clothing.

That guy looks like a patadouche.

Patadouche by Sizeock January 27, 2019

Pentadouche 

A pentagon has more sides than a triangle or circle. In this way, a pentadouche is a greater degree of douche than just a normal douche.

It can also be amusing to one-up the pentadouche remark by dropping a larger prefix, like octadouche, or dodecadouche.

Mr. Verwey insisted we were all pentadouches, but I would argue we are douches of a lesser degree.

Pentadouche by MAXDOUCHE May 11, 2010