adjective ˈpərfik-tôrēəs
1. a triumph having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; a victory that is as good as it is possible to be.
Her: "Looks like we've got everything we need and you nailed this project!"
Him: "PERFECTORIOUS!"
Her: "Yep!"
Her: "You banged me like a salvation armydrum and ruined me for all other men!"
Him: "PERFECTORIOUS!"
Her: "..."
Perfectionized (Per'feck-tion'ized) The pluralization of one flowing with the purest intent of dual continuity which always remains a constant impossibility but attainment can be fulfilled through enduring struggles.
1. Imao, if she tried have as hard as I do she's be near a "Perfectionized" but I doubt it seriously cuz I'm just soOOooo perfect.
2. Perfectionized is true continuity of inner love both physical and spiritual.
The unnecessary and excessive over development of a product, process, or statement through the unending cycle of low to no value added refinement.
Elmer, you've gone too far with this project, no need to perfectivize this one, we're not looking for Miss Right here, we're looking for Miss Right now.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'