The act of placing your bare junk (usually male) onto the person sitting directly in front of you during class in the fashion a bird would perch onto a tree branch.
Guy 1: Yo dude, today I just lost it and started perching up on this d-bag who had been annoying me all semester.
Guy 2: Gross man.
Guy 2: Gross man.
by mmalone July 13, 2009
by the butcher September 30, 2006
1. Acting alert in an office setting to avoid getting more work or to seem busy to others.
2. Wasting time at work while resting hands on keyboard to look busy.
2. Wasting time at work while resting hands on keyboard to look busy.
by Pirate Fish June 4, 2009
to have one's asshole fall out. usually said in Wisconsin. people usually perch in extreme weather conditions, like the humble winter.
by analpounder037 December 4, 2014
She was perched on my dick for a good 10 minutes!
You should have seen the bird perching on my dick last night.
I like it when she wiggles while she perches on my dick.
You should have seen the bird perching on my dick last night.
I like it when she wiggles while she perches on my dick.
by Sam Kaci November 9, 2007
What does perch mean? That can be answered with another question... What doesn't perch mean?
Can aslo be said as; Perchy, used as a noun adjective or any other part of speech.
Can aslo be said as; Perchy, used as a noun adjective or any other part of speech.
by Awesomeninjabeast February 4, 2010
The act of sitting upon the bar of a school desk rather than the seat itself. Normally one's excuse for this is because "they like to be above everybody else".
by Tanner11 October 14, 2011