Pepsi Goblin Share definition Flag A lazy ass forklift operator who is employed by Pepsi Beverage Co. Pepsi Goblin is usually fat and wears a scraggly beard resemblant to Pubic hair. Look at that lazy ass Pepsi Goblin, he’s always sending memes on the job Pepsi Goblin by Ben Grove May 26, 2024 Get the Pepsi Goblin mug.