Penstill

A pencil that is still just a pen and not a pencil at all.

Hey mate, can I borrow a pencil to fill out this scantron?

Nah bro, it's just a penstill, sorry.

Penstill by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

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Pensill

The place in a windowsill where you can place pens when the window is open.

Wiltmore used the pensill to store extra pens because his desk was next to a window.

Pensill by Emperor MAR July 14, 2009

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Pentillion

The fifth power of a thousand, i.e. 10^15, as opposed to a short-scale quintillion which, irrationally, is the sixth power of a thousand, i.e. 10^18, and a long-scale quisntillion which is the fifth power of a million, i.e. 10^30. "Pentillion" belongs to a consistent system for naming large numbers proposed in 2001 by a member of the University of North Carolina.

The object which you see through the telescope is a pentillion miles away.

Pentillion by Bigtimegeek May 30, 2018

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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