Penny Syndrome 

A syndrome where the sufferer fantasises about being captured by kidnappers but remain unharmed - much like Penny from Inspector Gadget.

Every time I walk past those cops I suffer a major bout of Penny Syndrome. Must be the uniforms!

Penny Syndrome by Drmott September 25, 2011

Shiny Penny Syndrome 

When a guy or girl sees a "shiny penny" (a hot guy or girl) & all their attention is focused on them until they see a newer, shinier penny (a new hot guy or girl) & they completely forget about the first penny.

Girl 1: "Josh is so hot. I think I really like him."

*Hot stranger walks by*

Girl 1: "HOLY CRAP HE"S SO GORGEOUS!"

Girl 2: "What about Josh?"

Girl 1: "Huh? Who's Josh??"

Girl 2: "You totally have Shiny Penny Syndrome."

Shiny Penny Syndrome by Carissarayanna April 13, 2011

Penn state syndrome 

To be overcome withe the need to tell everyone you go to Penn State and to be a belligerent when screaming "WE ARE".

Penn state syndrome: Randomly walking around campus during football season screaming "WE ARE!" even when noone answers and you look like a douche...one full of period blood

Penn state syndrome by Abjr C August 21, 2008

penn state sydrome

the need to tell penn state joke even though it isn't funny

JAcob- "what did the penn state worker say to the penn state worker?"

Mike- "What?"

JAcob- "Wanna take a shower?"

Mike- "ur gay"

that is penn state sydrome

penn state sydrome by penn state...................! June 19, 2012