penise

Posh for knob.

The above is an obscure reference to Harry Enfield or something.

"Penise?" "It's posh for knob."

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ September 22, 2003

Penises

Can be used to describe something that is either really good or really bad.

We went on a road trip last weekend; it was penises man!

I hate work. It's PENISES!

by D-lo June 6, 2003

Peniser

To have a bigger penis than another

Ethan is more peniser than Tyler.

by Egg salad March 29, 2019

penisally

when you are penisally inactive it means you dont have a big penis, joking that it is so small its not there. somewhat like sexually inactive

hey, im so penisally inactive, its like it checks out until i have a boner, even then its on its night shift, meaning its tired af.

by noushut February 25, 2018

Penises

Either
Of very poor quality; highly inferior. Contemptible; despicable. Unfortunate; unpleasant. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable

OR

extraordinarily good; used especially as intensifiers; Of the highest or finest quality; exceptionally good of its kind

1. That waitress was penises

2. The girl I saw at the club last weekend was all penises

by B-Rok June 23, 2003

penisitis

A disease causing the penis to turn to dust, usually accompanied by a "poof" sound. This disease is the cause of most fat, guyish lesbians (also known as bulldykes).
This disease is typically caused by sleeping with a person housing a certain bug found in most countries except vietnam. The bug is called a "urethratinsite". It crawls into the urethra and sucks all of the moisture out of the flesh and muscle in one swoop, leading the structure to dismember into a cloud of dust. The poof sound is created by the dust re-hydrating in the air.

"I can't sleep with her! Ill get penisitis!"

by the hangar September 4, 2008

Penises.

A word to use out of frustration.

Person 1: What is the answer to that question?

Person 2: I don't know! UGH! Penises.

by heyheyheyfatalbert717 June 15, 2011