The pre-evolved form of erectisaur, penisaur is a freakin hard rock type pokemon and is known for its feared attack "deep penetration" and is related to that nigger pokemon electabuzz.
I choose you penisaur!!! Penisaur use "deep penetration" go!!! Pena-Pena-Penisaur!!!
A prehistoricly old person who hates the world because of their own failures and regrets and is generally just unpleasant and awkward to even talk about in decent circles.