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A nickname given to Dick Van Dyke By Mary Tyler Moore on the set of the Dick Van Dyke Show. This Pet name is still used today by everyone in the western world.

Person One: Dude. Did you see the Dick Van Dyke Show?
Person Two: No, but I saw the Penis Van Lesbian Show!
Person One: You're a Moron.

Penis Van Lesbian by Marlo who just happened no be named after Marlo Thomas. Oo; January 14, 2006

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Penis van Lesbian

An actor who changed his name to Dick van Dyke.

Penis van Lesbian changed his name to Dick van Dyke.

Penis van Lesbian by xp649 January 31, 2019

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Penis van Lesbian

Penis van Lesbian was the birth name of "Dick van Dyke". The actor was forced to change his name by his Hollywood agent. He was upset because the van Lesbians were an old Dutch family. His co-star Mary Tyler Moore supposedly called him this.

Penis van Lesbian sez: That young guy is hot. I want to have a lesbian relationship with him.

Penis van Lesbian by ahsay November 1, 2018

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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