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Penis patty 

Where a whole bunch of straight males make a sandwich with there penis’s (bread=hands) (mayo=cum) (meat=penis)
(Boy 1) “hey wanna make a penis patty?”
(Boy 2) “omg hell yes
(Boy 3) “yes please
Penis patty by Penis patty June 4, 2020

Pennsylvania penis patty

When you rap your cock in burger meat, and then you cook it on a stove. After cooking the burger meat you give it to an unsuspecting victim.
person 1: Man this burger is great. Person 2: Oh I'm glad you like it, that's a family recipe. Person 1: What's in the recipe. person 2: My Pennsylvania penis patty

Penis Packing Patty 

An unhappy, lonely person that obsesses equally over men and women...... especially ones they are attracted to physically and emotionally. The person resembles a woman but talks like a man. Ambiguous about sexual preference.
When she took a picture of herself in a black one piece swimsuit, it was clear she was Penis Packing Patty.
Penis Packing Patty by Moe Belmore September 14, 2012

penis party 

n. A party hosted by a woman, where all the guests are male. The men wear all black except for crotch-less pants. They dress their erect penises in miniature tuxedos and everybody has a grand old time.
Mary's been really depressed lately. We should throw her a penis party!
penis party by Dr. Mung March 30, 2004

Penis party 

I had a proper penis party last night 🍆💦
Penis party by Mr. b chungus January 27, 2019

penis popper party 

Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.