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Penis friends 

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Friends that have seen each others penises on more than one occasion, and thus their friendship has gotten stronger. Once you’re penis friends with someone, nothing you do together involving the penis is considered gay.
Hey did you know that Cameron and Zack were penis friends?

Woah really? They must be real chill
Penis friends by Invertedguy44 October 15, 2023
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Penis Friend 

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A male who provides sex and companionship along with emotional support. Not quiet a boyfriend, but more than a Bed Buddy.
I just need a penis friend in my life for when I’m horny or when I’ve had a bad day.
Penis Friend by Hskfok July 19, 2018

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Wow Ryan Jude Rankin you have a "nice" friendship penis. Exclaimed Cam.

Ur friend a penis bend 

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Jake: Ur mom gay
Jamal: Ur dad lesbian
Jake: granny tranny
Jamal: Ur sister a mister
Jake: Ur brother a mother
Jamal: Ur friend a penis bend
*crowd goes wild*

penisfriend 

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A guy who is only kept around for sexual purposes, with no serious romantic or emotional connection. Unlike a friend with benefits, a penisfriend's only function is to respond to bootycalls--an actual friendship does not not exist (but one may develop as a side effect).

A dildo with its own life.
My roommate's trying to take it slow with this new guy she really likes, so she's got a penisfriend on the side to vent all of her sexual frustration.
penisfriend by HLRP April 1, 2011
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Friend 1: Minimap
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