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Penis Farts

An extremely rare phenomenon that is accompanied by excruciating pain as well as an awful stench. Penis farts though rare are made more likely following a meal at Jimmy John’s in which a costumer orders a JJBLT with lite tomato and adds avacado.
oh my God I just ate a JJBLT add avacado and now I am having penis farts
Penis Farts by Hahah Poop and Pee January 28, 2022
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Penisfart 

1: An expulsion of air released by the penis.
2: A reference to someone that will never make it in the real world, or is too much of a pussy to get shit done. This originates from the fact that "penisfarts" never happen.
Tice: Yo whats up with Morgan? He's been failing all his tests and he never goes out anymore.
Dylan: Yeah I heard he's been a real penisfart recently. He needs to step his game up.
Tice: True, true.
Penisfart by DPollydaWeasel October 6, 2011

Penisfart 

When you piss out straight air instead of pee.
I had a nasty penisfart last night
Penisfart by Apple sauss October 4, 2020

penisfarts 

something that is very annoying or makes you rage
Ugh! this game is penisfarts
penisfarts by yuh yuh mami November 22, 2021

PenisFartCum 

the act of cuming in someones asshole as they fart on your penis.
resulting in the cum being blown back into your urethra, allowing for a second round.
Person 1: Hey babe wanna do a PenisFartCum with me at the lounge?
Person 2: How did you get in my house?

Penisfart 

When a man fart out of his dick after holding in a fart too much.
"God ,I had my girlfriend over and I had a penisfart
Penisfart by Doomslayer737 October 28, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026