Penis colada

When you drink a lot of pineapple juice so your cum tastes better, while at the same time applying coconut oil on your penis to complete the penis colada

I've been brewing up my penis colada all week for my baby

by Pancacoeveryday June 09, 2016

Penis colada

The act of giving a person with a penis a blow job until completion. Once they finish, you take one of those tiny drink umbrellas and stick it down the pee-hole as an embellishment.

Lisa was feeling extra spicy and wanted to deliver her partner a special bedroom dessert, a penis colada!

by megaloptera December 07, 2022

Penis colada

pina colada but with added cum.

jennings asked for a pina colada, but he didnt realise the waiter was partially deaf.

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

Penis Colada

The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.

Man, can you believe Gups gave Jaraad a Penis Colada at that 21st the other night.

by Dwayne's Love Child December 15, 2008

Penis Colada

The name of the load a woman swallows the night after her man spent the entire day drinking pineapple juice.

her: who drank all the goddamn pineapple juice?
Him: don't worry babe I made you a penis colada.

by ElSenorDuke November 21, 2014

Penis Colada

Any drink that has been urinated in, ejaculated in, or had a penis inserted into it.

This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.

Remember, you can turn any of your enemies (or friends) drinks into a Penis Colada.

I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!

by RBurton May 16, 2009

Penis Colada

Guzzling the penial excrement after a male has consumed a significant amount of pineapple, and tasting the fruity, refreshing flavor.

I gave that dude a blow job and he'd totally had a full serving of fruit; I slurped up his penis colada.

by Enell January 05, 2013