n. Another name for penis or cock. It is a term more often used to suggest the penis as a flute, irish tin whistle, or kazoo. It can also be refered to as a game, sexual in nature.
"What did I tell you about being a penis whistle?"
"Hey baby, lets get drunk later and play penis whistle..."
"I'm gonna make you play 'Oh Danny Boy' on my penis whistle if you don't shut up!"
A Mississippi Penis Whistle involves a person blowing air through a "Prince Albert" piercing with no stud jewelry in it, producing a whistle-type noise.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.