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penis whistle 

n. Another name for penis or cock. It is a term more often used to suggest the penis as a flute, irish tin whistle, or kazoo. It can also be refered to as a game, sexual in nature.
"What did I tell you about being a penis whistle?"

"Hey baby, lets get drunk later and play penis whistle..."

"I'm gonna make you play 'Oh Danny Boy' on my penis whistle if you don't shut up!"
penis whistle by Jai' Hodge January 2, 2006

Penis Whistle 

Flute, Recorder, clarinet, piccolo... etc
Johnathan! You like playing your penis whistle.
Penis Whistle by ignavus November 13, 2014

Mississippi Penis Whistle

A Mississippi Penis Whistle involves a person blowing air through a "Prince Albert" piercing with no stud jewelry in it, producing a whistle-type noise.
Man 1: Yo I heard Maggie gives mad head.

Man 2: Yeah g she even gave me a Mississippi Penis Whistle.

Man 1: Nice dude.

whistle penis 

A Whistle penis is when a dick is fully erect but still curverd down in the shape of a whistle
Im watching a porno and this guy has a whistle penis
whistle penis by Whistle penisNator February 19, 2018

peniswhistle

noun) an insult, you know those whislte lollipops......ya.....like that, use your imagination.
wow, brian olwick is such a peniswhistle...
peniswhistle by anonymous February 26, 2003
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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