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penis whistle 

n. Another name for penis or cock. It is a term more often used to suggest the penis as a flute, irish tin whistle, or kazoo. It can also be refered to as a game, sexual in nature.
"What did I tell you about being a penis whistle?"

"Hey baby, lets get drunk later and play penis whistle..."

"I'm gonna make you play 'Oh Danny Boy' on my penis whistle if you don't shut up!"
penis whistle by Jai' Hodge January 2, 2006

Penis Whistle 

Flute, Recorder, clarinet, piccolo... etc
Johnathan! You like playing your penis whistle.
Penis Whistle by ignavus November 13, 2014

Mississippi Penis Whistle

A Mississippi Penis Whistle involves a person blowing air through a "Prince Albert" piercing with no stud jewelry in it, producing a whistle-type noise.
Man 1: Yo I heard Maggie gives mad head.

Man 2: Yeah g she even gave me a Mississippi Penis Whistle.

Man 1: Nice dude.

whistle penis 

A Whistle penis is when a dick is fully erect but still curverd down in the shape of a whistle
Im watching a porno and this guy has a whistle penis
whistle penis by Whistle penisNator February 19, 2018

peniswhistle

noun) an insult, you know those whislte lollipops......ya.....like that, use your imagination.
wow, brian olwick is such a peniswhistle...
peniswhistle by anonymous February 26, 2003

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026