penis warts

warts on your penis.

"i have penis warts"

by BigNiggaFaggot March 7, 2019

penis warts

the warts on a penis mostly common on people whos names start with josh

yo josh you got a serious case of penis warts

by hijoshhehehe December 16, 2019

penis wars

A term for a stupid competition, usually where one thinks has it better than the other one.

The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority.

Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments.

Look at the penis wars going on... all about who's got a bigger stick shift on their trucks...

by Damn Damn Danno October 8, 2005

penis wars

Penis wars. When real men cum out and women shrivell.

sam failed at penis wars thats why he didnt the woman

by Paul May 7, 2005

penisfarts

something that is very annoying or makes you rage

Ugh! this game is penisfarts

by yuh yuh mami November 22, 2021