Penis Size
The size, length and girth, of a man’s reproductive organ. The most recent study conducted by urologists showed that average penis size is 5.2 inches.
Penis Size by UnconditionaLove July 13, 2019
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Penis Size
the length and/or width of a males reproductive organ (penis). The average for a 19 year old is apporximately 6.2".
Penis Size by Ryan February 1, 2005
Penis Size
in tha website utterpants the average penis size iz 10 inches. 8 inches is tha bare minimum u need 2 pleasure a modern day woman. OHH ITS TRUE!
"is it in yet?" "yer baby r u done", "wat i idnt kno we started" "aww dmn dats right im only 7 inches"
PENIS SIZE OH IT FUKN COUNTS
PENIS SIZE OH IT FUKN COUNTS
Penis Size by binga boy October 9, 2005
Penis size
The size of a male genital (and Transwomen if we use the cultural term gender), mainly in tetrapods. Dicks are great just like asshole, one for the gay gang.
Person one: Whats the Penis size?
Person two: You are a women, I dont want to let you know. I want to fuck a man
Person two: You are a women, I dont want to let you know. I want to fuck a man
Penis size by greyideas get edgy December 27, 2020
Penis Size Calculator
An almost foolproof method to calculate the size of someone's penis without actually taking a ruler and measuring it.
height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.
blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.
so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.
height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.
blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.
so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.
Penis Size Calculator by kfjwhsfiuhfww March 17, 2008
Adjusted Penis Size
From the SouthPark episode TMI. According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches.
Adjusted Penis Size by Ingrid Cole June 21, 2011
Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory
Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.
Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory by osamabinvender March 18, 2004
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