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Penis Buffet 

When a blessing of gay men all randomly want to sleep with you.

I say blessing because a group of unicorns is referred to as a blessing and gay men are typically unicorns.

And what a blessing it is...
I recently started dating a guy and then all of these random guys on Grindr started messaging me asking to sleep with me. I wish I was single to take advantage of this penis buffet.
Penis Buffet by Penguino162 December 16, 2012
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penis buffer 

1.thin strip of skin that seperates two peni when a female is engaged in double penetration.
Dude, if there wasn't this penis buffer between us I'd be gay.
penis buffer by bob lopez January 7, 2006

Penis Buffer 

Someone who go in and makeout with a girl or lick her pussy right after she had sex with another guy.
Eddie: hey babe your vagina taste funny today...
Some Whore: ohh really? I've had alot of salt... =S
Eddie: why is there this long ass pube here?
Some Whore: it's not yours???
Eddie: no I shaved... like a bald eagle
Some Whore: ohhh it umm must be from my head...

Other guy hiding in the cupboard using all of his muscle in his body... trying not to laugh at the fact that "eddie" has just tasted his juice.

i.e eddie is a penis buffer
Penis Buffer by Random7410 May 3, 2008

penis buffer 

one who buffs up the penis by sucking on it, aka spit shine
dammit them queers are all penis buffers
penis buffer by reno April 21, 2005

Penis Buffer 

When watching a porno or other adult video online when it halts to buffer the video unfortunately to the image of a man's penis.
"I was trying to watch Star Whores but since my internet is slow, I got penis buffered by OG Wang Can Do ME"
Penis Buffer by tombearrr September 3, 2011
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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