An extremely rare phenomenon that is accompanied by excruciating pain as well as an awful stench. Penis farts though rare are made more likely following a meal at Jimmy John’s in which a costumer orders a JJBLT with lite tomato and adds avacado.
oh my God I just ate a JJBLT add avacado and now I am having penis farts
by Hahah Poop and Pee January 28, 2022
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This phrase is used to describe women or men who are "bad" at giving head /sucking a man's penis . It refers to the numbly motion that the suck on it
by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 3, 2022
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Someone who latches on the penis with their teeth or with a crack that latches on to the penis.
I’m going to latch on to this so hard like how a penis latcher would on the peen.
by kifmaster661789 May 22, 2020
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A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.
Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!
by Broman memedude April 6, 2023
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A Penis-man is Neimantas
ohh look there is Penis-man
by Neimantas-gaydis September 30, 2020
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penis man is a urban legend that brakes into your home and steals your shower heads. he hides in closets and watches you from a distance.
by tthomamho January 7, 2022
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After a woman performs fellatio on a man, and the man is still in his euphoric state post ejaculation, she will blow really cold air from her mouth onto the head of his penis. Making it cool and fresh, like mentos, the fresh maker.
Bruh, she blew me and gave me mentos penis! I had goosebumps all over my ass for 20 min after.
by DeezusSheist February 13, 2020
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