Definitions by Fannyfiddler2.0

Munted 

Munted is an informal way of describing an unatractive human being its more creative then regularly calling someone ugly or unattractive

Ugh can't believe Mike fucked Lisa she is munted

Munted by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 22, 2022

Foot fondler 

This phrase refers to someone who is sexualy stimulated by feet and therefore may fondle with there sexual parters feet

Foot fondling or a foot fetish is something 5hat can be labelled under the umbrella term kinks

Broo Simon creeps me out he loves feet he is such a foot fondler

Foot fondler by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 4, 2022

Bum beater 

But beater is an expression that describes someone who has a very active anal sex life

They may enjoy anal more than typical penitration

Marcus was going up my arse all night he is such a bum beater

Bum beater by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 4, 2022

Minge master

This refers to a particular gentlemen who has a very active sex life ,other men may be jealous of how many women he picks up and he also may be the cause of chlamydia outbreaks in some city's or towns

Ugh dude I'm so jealous of Mike he is such a minge master

Or

Dude I hooked up with 10 women this week I'm such a minge master

Minge master by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 3, 2022

Fat shlong 

A word used to describe large penis's that pleasure women in the ways they most desire fat shlong refers to penis's that enlarge massively when sexualy aroused men with "fat shlongs" typicly are known to be good sexual partners they are what women typical desire

Danny has a fat shlong he was railing me all night

Fat shlong by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 3, 2022

Penis numbler 

This phrase is used to describe women or men who are "bad" at giving head /sucking a man's penis . It refers to the numbly motion that the suck on it

Becky is a right penis numbler

Penis numbler by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 3, 2022

Minge

This is informal terminology used to describe a female vagina children often use it as a more appropriate label for there genitalia it can also be used as a insult eg.

Fuck of u minge flap

Or

I have a delightful minge

Or

Mike regularly plays with my minge

Minge by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 3, 2022