Definitions by DeezusSheist
Horsey Sauced
When one has glazed themselves with their own ejaculate in the same consistency as Arby's famous horseradish sauce.
Bro you have some glue on your leg.
No you dumb bastard, I horsey sauced my pants after Wendy gave me some quick top in the back of her step dad's '93 Mazda LaPuta.
No you dumb bastard, I horsey sauced my pants after Wendy gave me some quick top in the back of her step dad's '93 Mazda LaPuta.
Horsey Sauced by DeezusSheist March 5, 2020
Mentos penis
After a woman performs fellatio on a man, and the man is still in his euphoric state post ejaculation, she will blow really cold air from her mouth onto the head of his penis. Making it cool and fresh, like mentos, the fresh maker.
Mentos penis by DeezusSheist February 13, 2020