penis

A)The envy of all men!
B)The only reason women keep us around.
C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail.
D)The reason I never got my homework done.

A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari."
B)"Damn your penis is large...(I've never really heard this, so I dont know what comes next)."
C)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should get too drunk and fight."
D)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should not do my homework because my penis will definitely get me a good job when I'm older...right?"

by TheSheriff June 18, 2004

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If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs.

1. Wanger
2. Love Length
3. Schlong
4. Boomhound
5. Vainy Love Tree
etc

Shake another hot white coconut from the vainy love tree
stop hitting me with your wanger
is that a boomhound or a bus?

by Juicy ripe melons April 7, 2005

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The drive and motivation in the male population.

Hi, I'm a guy and I have motivation and drive because of my penis.
Jeez, he's president of his company and making $110,000 a year? He must have sooome penis.
Wow, check out the penis on that guy.

by jeffro February 25, 2003

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Penis!

A game people in middle school play.

How To Play:
One Person says "Penis".
The next person has to say it louder.
It keeps going until someone gets it trouble.

It was fun... back in middle school, lol.

Greg: Penis
Zack: Penis!
Greg: Penis!!
Zack: PENIS!!!
Teacher: Silent Lunch!
Zack: Crap.
Greg: Aha! I win!

by some dude... September 25, 2004

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