A person who vigorously jacks their cock whilst supporting the jacking of other cocks at thine same time...eth.
Penis patriot: Doth thoust want to thrust thine hand upon thine shaft???
Straight male: no dude. That’s for posers and faggots. Your acting like a straight up Penis Patriot
Straight male: no dude. That’s for posers and faggots. Your acting like a straight up Penis Patriot
by Sergeant Testicle August 12, 2019
A term usually used to define an elderly man that you are having sex with if their penis is hairy and the hair is white. Is also the genitalia of a male llama.
Last night, I fucked a llama penis.
by CrotchLlamas May 31, 2017
He is the ultimate penis lord.
by Dank Definitions January 8, 2018
Formed by quickly wrapping a tissue around your member right after sex so you can slide off the bed without dripping excess semen all over the place. By the time you reach the edge of the bed and attempt to remove the tissue to clean up, the semen soaked paper has glued itself to your member much like paper mache and it can be extremely difficult to remove all the little bits.
"Damn it, I wallpapered my dick again just to avoid staining the sheets. Gonna need a chisel to remove this dried penis mache. "
by eyesee63 November 24, 2013
by LoliHentaiCool January 27, 2021
A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far.
by Bowman June 17, 2002
When you finish having sex with a dirty girl and now have a welt on your dick not knowing if its an STD or not
by Wubby April 5, 2019