fucking stupid rooster

When someone that usually walks around like a rooster falls off of a picnic table while blindfolded.

Oh my god, look at Richard. He's acting like such a fucking stupid rooster.

by CrotchLlamas May 31, 2017

llama penis

A term usually used to define an elderly man that you are having sex with if their penis is hairy and the hair is white. Is also the genitalia of a male llama.

Last night, I fucked a llama penis.

by CrotchLlamas May 31, 2017

plongordanapanzort

Another word for “Sniffing weed while flexing your boner muscles.” Often used in body building contests. In order to properly plongordanapanzort, the person doing it must scream after finishing.

Sally: “What is Mike doing?!
Jeff: “Mike is just plongordanapanzorting, don’t mind him. He’s an asshole.”
Mike: “AHHHHHHHHH!!!”

by CrotchLlamas May 15, 2019