Definitions by CrotchLlamas

plongordanapanzort 

Another word for “Sniffing weed while flexing your boner muscles.” Often used in body building contests. In order to properly plongordanapanzort, the person doing it must scream after finishing.

Sally: “What is Mike doing?!
Jeff: “Mike is just plongordanapanzorting, don’t mind him. He’s an asshole.”
Mike: “AHHHHHHHHH!!!”

plongordanapanzort by CrotchLlamas May 14, 2019

fucking stupid rooster 

When someone that usually walks around like a rooster falls off of a picnic table while blindfolded.

Oh my god, look at Richard. He's acting like such a fucking stupid rooster.

fucking stupid rooster by CrotchLlamas June 1, 2017

llama penis 

A term usually used to define an elderly man that you are having sex with if their penis is hairy and the hair is white. Is also the genitalia of a male llama.

Last night, I fucked a llama penis.

llama penis by CrotchLlamas June 1, 2017