A person who vigorously jacks their cock whilst supporting the jacking of other cocks at thine same time...eth.
Penis patriot: Doth thoust want to thrust thine hand upon thine shaft???
Straight male: no dude. That’s for posers and faggots. Your acting like a straight up Penis Patriot
by Sergeant Testicle August 12, 2019
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