The wiggliest organ in the human body, has purple at the end, is very veiny, is nestled on a VERY hairy ballsack, can squirt sour lemonade out of it's Jap Eye that can only be drunk by very special human beings, or it can squirt yummy goat's milk out, that is very nourishing to babies and little boys who have nothing else to do than drink their own penis made goats milk, and sell it to everyone in nice penis shaped bottles. Some penises are very special, and don't need a man to move around. They are called Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Wee Willy Winkee, and they are despised by all of humanity, even more than micro penises, and BBC's.
"OOOOWWWW!!!!!!! I got my wiggly little penis stuck in the elevator door, and now the whole shaft, not just the mushroom head, is purple!"
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
by Wenochainosama August 29, 2022
by Coolguy420420 January 9, 2019
A penis is a third leg that tends to be used for more sexual things such as SEX! Florence still to this day holds the record for the biggest penis in the world! Her’s mesures an impressive 15,5 inches!!!🤩
by Yomamaisbootyfull February 23, 2019
The male sexual organ which deposits semen. Also used for the excretion of urine. When it's not hard it's extremly soft and spongy, but if the male is aroused that spongy tissue pools with blood and makes the organ larger and stiffer. During intercourse this organ is what goes straight into the female's vaginal cavity.
This word also can be used as an insult for a mentally inept person.
This word also can be used as an insult for a mentally inept person.
by TheSpectacularOne April 12, 2009