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1. An extremely cool flightless bird that genally lives in cold areas.

2. A racist term describing a person whose half black and half white.
1. OMG! Look a penguin!

2. OMG! Look a penguin! *gets jumped*
by SingingMime May 21, 2006
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The all time greatest NHL team that plays in Pittsburgh. Mario Lemieux is the captain, owns, and plays for the Pens.
Two time, back to back Stanley Cup champions in 1991 & 1992.
by CJ Henry April 01, 2004
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Guy1:Hey man look at those penguins all over there!

Guy2:Dude what are you talking about we're in baltimore?

Guy:1 Yeah over there in the black suits... see how they all look the same and waddle.
by RobsterMan December 17, 2007
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After a man climaxes in a woman's anus, the cheek clinching waddle she makes on her way to the toilet to avoid spilling on the new carpet.
"I'm getting rid of my hardwood floors strictly for the penguin encounters"
by bobsurf April 18, 2008
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(n.)small aquatic bird that I want as a pet to swim through my foyer once I own a gigantic manshion;
"Don't mind the penguin. He's just for show."
by Chubbs April 30, 2004
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the feathery little bastards who you love to hate, and hate to love, but somehow, they make great disney movies. You know what, i was going to write a movie about penguins, but then the goddamn happy feet movie came out. i still wanted to write it, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, it was COPYWRITED. you know what? FUCK THE MAN! IM GONNA BUILD A GIANT FUCKING PENGUIN ROBOT SUIT, AND CRUSH THOSE LITTLE ASSFUCKERS AT DISNEY! AND WHILE IM AT IT, IM GOING TO DROP COOLANT FLUIDS ON THOSE MOTHERS AT THE IRS!!! THEY TAXED THE GODDAMN ROBOT SUIT, AND THEY'RE GONNA REGRET IT!!! HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW YOU CHEAP FUCKERS????
"wow... the guy who wrote this is freakin phyco..."

"IM GONNA CRUSH YOUUUUUUUU!!!!"

nooooooooooooo!!!!!!! not the penguin suit! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

(also, people who like penguins, such as the author of this, tend to suffer from severe cases of raging insanity. side effects may include, random rants, building insanely cool gadgets, and world domination.)
by man_eating_squirrel1994 May 15, 2009
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