Penetrati

A secret society of men who share the symptoms of post sub-continental spice driven continence.

Excuse me, I must attend the Penetrati conference... It’s a three shits by midday kinda day.

by dank forrest cake May 14, 2019

Penstruation

Penstruation: menstruation that is brought on by penile penetration, despite the subject being pre or post menstruation. Penstruation is often discovered, post-coitus, due to bloody sheets (or other stained lovemaking surfaces). Anecdotally: women who have experienced penstruation report that it is associated with passionate, vigorous (condomless) sex, a fairly well endowed partner, and voluminous deposits of sperm, which may be why neither party usually minds the bloody after-effects too much.

"So, in a case of penstruation, who is responsible for washing the sheets, the girl or the guy?"

"Oh, the guy, of course."

by jacandy December 30, 2011

Jungle Penetrator

A tool used for aerial evacuation during the Vietnam War, or a man who prefers unshaved women.

Living in a military town has turned many a man into a Jungle Penetrator.

by Vinay P. May 3, 2020

Eye penetration

A really fucked up fetish were a guy rips out the eye of the victim and than proceeds to use the eye socket like a vagina eye penetration is usually combined with gore and murder

Don’t ever look at eye penetration hentai

by RandomUser April 21, 2019

Penetrationship

A relationship which survives for the most part on sex, hence there is very little relation, mostly penetration.

Matt can't come to the movies tonight, he's too committed to his penetrationship.

by Skrow January 21, 2009

prenetrated

to be penetrated whilst in prison. a combination of the two words, invented by Dave Hunter on the Dave and Chuck the Freak morning show

eat lots of glass if you know you'll be going to jail, that may help discourage frequently being prenetrated

by firebird7 March 29, 2010

penetraitor

Referring to the band, Infiltraitor.

Penetraitor is the name given to the musical spirit of said band. It shall penetrate your senses, giving you an entirely orgasmic experience, similar to sex.

Poor unfortunate: I just had myself some sex
Luckiest man alive: Well I just got myself some Penetraitor.

Poor Unfortunate: Bitch

by rssreader July 30, 2009