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Face Pegging 

The act of attaching a dildo to the forehead ( Typically with a suction cup) While the recever sits on your face you then preform a combination involving orally pleasuring the vagina and pegging the anus at the same time.
Jake: Guys have you ever heard of Face Pegging?

Julian: Oh totally dude! Just make sure you clean your face after!

Brian: Yeah man you can totally borrow my suction cup dildo!
Face Pegging by 307wyo307 September 27, 2022

Face Pegging 

The act of giving head, fellatio, oral to a strap on dildo.
Marcy loves a bit of face pegging with her big rubber veined throat destroyer.
Face Pegging by ososweet1 October 17, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012