Peeyano

piano

The easyest way off spelling piano like I don't know how to use my peeyano propperly

by Idk how to use my Peeyano December 25, 2024

Peeranoia

Low Self Esteem people who are afraid of what others think about them.

Boy 1:That's messed up, why don't you tell him that

Boy 2: If I did that then everyone else would think I'm an asshole

Boy 1: Peeranoia gets the best of us sometimes.

by Captain Bumout July 30, 2010

peeanoid

The feeling that no matter how many times you've checked to make sure your phone is muted, all attendees on your conference call can still hear you peeing.

I was so peeanoid that I managed to avoid any surface contact in the toilet to minimize all background phone noise.

by duckhook October 19, 2015

Peeano

When you gather a bunch of people and pee on them and use the pitches of their screams to play a song like a piano.

Bob: So I heard you got arrested, why?
George: There was a music festival in town so I decided to play along by playing the peeano.
Bob: What the hell is wrong with you?

by JoeMamaAmogus July 4, 2021