JoeMamaAmogus's definitions

Peeano

When you gather a bunch of people and pee on them and use the pitches of their screams to play a song like a piano.

Bob: So I heard you got arrested, why?
George: There was a music festival in town so I decided to play along by playing the peeano.
Bob: What the hell is wrong with you?

by JoeMamaAmogus July 4, 2021

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by JoeMamaAmogus January 15, 2022

super slushie special

Putting every possible bodily fluid into a bucket (blood, pee, cum, vomit, diarrhea, etc.), mixing it together, and dumping it into a girl's vagina.

Bob: My girlfriend was yelling at me, so I gave her the old super slushie special to calm her down.
George: She must have gotten all kinds of infections.

by JoeMamaAmogus August 2, 2023

piss wringer

Somebody so unwilling to get out of bed that they will pee their pants and wring it out over their mouth just to stay hydrated.

Bob: My mom called me a piss wringer for waking up at 1 in the afternoon.
George: Okay, but what else did you want to tell me?
Bob: (points at stain on pants) She was right.

by JoeMamaAmogus August 2, 2023