Somebody so unwilling to get out of bed that they will pee their pants and wring it out over their mouth just to stay hydrated.
Bob: My mom called me a piss wringer for waking up at 1 in the afternoon.
George: Okay, but what else did you want to tell me?
Bob: (points at stain on pants) She was right.
George: Okay, but what else did you want to tell me?
Bob: (points at stain on pants) She was right.
by JoeMamaAmogus August 02, 2023
When you gather a bunch of people and pee on them and use the pitches of their screams to play a song like a piano.
Bob: So I heard you got arrested, why?
George: There was a music festival in town so I decided to play along by playing the peeano.
Bob: What the hell is wrong with you?
George: There was a music festival in town so I decided to play along by playing the peeano.
Bob: What the hell is wrong with you?
by JoeMamaAmogus July 05, 2021
Putting every possible bodily fluid into a bucket (blood, pee, cum, vomit, diarrhea, etc.), mixing it together, and dumping it into a girl's vagina.
Bob: My girlfriend was yelling at me, so I gave her the old super slushie special to calm her down.
George: She must have gotten all kinds of infections.
George: She must have gotten all kinds of infections.
by JoeMamaAmogus August 02, 2023
Suck my taint again
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by JoeMamaAmogus January 16, 2022