Crazy af. Must be shitting peeing farting and pooping all day. Commands respect and attention from all members of society. Do not mess with them ever or you might be killed the next day... Scary!
My mom: Son please stop calling yourself a Peepeepoopfarter, its really stupid!
Me (a Peepeepoopfarter): No mom, this name gives me a high status in society and makes people give me a lot of money and sex. If you keep trying to stop me from being a Peepeepoopfarter I will have you dissed a pear tomorrow. Don't mess with a Peepeepoopfarter.
Hot person who wants my sex: Oh my god is that a Peepeepoopfarter? That is so cool where do you live? Can I have sex and take your money for shopping? You're so hot and smart because you have a PHD from Peepeepoopfarting... *blushes uncontrollably*
Me: Yes i am a Peepeepoopfarter please come to my bedroom now we have sex now.
*Sexes*
Me (a Peepeepoopfarter): No mom, this name gives me a high status in society and makes people give me a lot of money and sex. If you keep trying to stop me from being a Peepeepoopfarter I will have you dissed a pear tomorrow. Don't mess with a Peepeepoopfarter.
Hot person who wants my sex: Oh my god is that a Peepeepoopfarter? That is so cool where do you live? Can I have sex and take your money for shopping? You're so hot and smart because you have a PHD from Peepeepoopfarting... *blushes uncontrollably*
Me: Yes i am a Peepeepoopfarter please come to my bedroom now we have sex now.
*Sexes*
by swag lord boss monster November 21, 2021