A disease commonly found in the players of games like Genshin impact. Essentially liking children.
The only cure is being sent into rehab or stop playing the game entirely.
Person 1: oh hey dude, you see the new character in Genshin impact, she’s called qiqi, and she’s so hot.
Person 2: dude… isn’t she like 8… and dead?
Person 1: yeah but she’s dead, so she’s like 100 years old
Person 2: dude you need to get help, or quit. I heard about this, it’s called pedatitus, very bad man
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)