pedatitus

A disease commonly found in the players of games like Genshin impact. Essentially liking children.
The only cure is being sent into rehab or stop playing the game entirely.

Person 1: oh hey dude, you see the new character in Genshin impact, she’s called qiqi, and she’s so hot.
Person 2: dude… isn’t she like 8… and dead?
Person 1: yeah but she’s dead, so she’s like 100 years old
Person 2: dude you need to get help, or quit. I heard about this, it’s called pedatitus, very bad man