Peczkowski

A fit maths teacher, preferably a Polish prick. 100% sexy with a true heart. He will guide you through all your life problems, whilst also supplying you with the dick enlarging tools you really need.

Good morning, that's a nice Peczkowski

Peczkowski by Fit Polish Men September 23, 2019

Get merch

Get the Peczkowski mug.

See more merch

perkowski

A Perkowski is a rare breed of human. Part Jew, part Polish, and part Black. When not counting money, or eating Polish sausages, a Perkowski can be seen either shooting 3 point shots or playing as Ohio State on the latest version of NCAA College Football. Do not mistake a Perkowski's cheeks for cuteness... He will steal your sausages and your money... Like the legendary Honey Badger, a Perkowski doesn't give a sh!t.

Dude, that was my sausage! Don't be a Perkowski and give it back!

perkowski by bball'n philippino June 13, 2012

Get merch

Related Words

Peczkowski • paczkowski • perkowski

paczkowski

Paczkowski. A last name that originates from Polin.

A person with this last name is a very eccentric and outgoing person. If you come across a person with this last name, be warned, they can be very violent if you mess with them. If you come across a Paczkowski, don't be fooled. They may seem sweet and 'shy', but they can be really dirty minded and violent, depending on the situation of course.

person 1- "Have you seen that girl? Her last name is Paczkowski!"
Person 2-" Yeah! But be careful, don't let her innocent face fool you."

paczkowski by Gay man 22 February 16, 2022

Get merch

funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

Get merch

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Get merch

Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

Get merch

jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

Get merch