Pecan Sandy

A very rough HJ, definitely without any kind of lubrication, and in extreme conditions given out by someone with dry, cracked hands. A likely side effect of this act is a severely chafed penis. Perversely, some gentlemen prefer this to regular HJs, i.e. Ralph Cifaretto from The Sopranos.
"Wow, I was so drunk last night that I went home with this fat chick and she gave me a pecan sandy. My dick is so raw, I can't even put on a pair of pants."
by LongJahnSilver June 19, 2013
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Pecan Sandy

A male and/or female who has sand leaking from their vagina. Meaning one who is in a bad mood and tries to bring others down with them.
"Adam was playing beer pong until he turned into a Pecan Sandy."

"Someone get that pecan sandy a bucket to catch the sand leaking from his vagina."
by Papa Chub July 11, 2008
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Pecan Sandy

A group of 5 or more guys jerk off into a martini glass with sand around the rim, last one to cum drinks the entire concoction, or a willing/non-willing victim/individual must drink said concoction, they are not permitted to enjoy it.
“The cum and sand from the pecan sandy is crusted up against the sides of my throat”
by Clyde69Denny'sParkingLot October 13, 2019
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Pecan Sandies

Other than a cookie, it's a, a sexual meaning...

"We gotta trick the moms into letting us bop with 'em" -Frank Reynolds
I went to the store, but they were out of Pecan Sandies, so looks like you and I are going to make our own...if you know what I mean...
by barbaradear February 09, 2009
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Pecan Sandie

A variation of the Pecan. Before penetrating the vagina with one testicle, the girl shits on the ballsack. Soon after, the male thrusts one shitty ball into his companions awaiting hole.
She just asked for a Pecan, but since she just had eaten at Krystal, and it soon evolved into a Pecan Sandie.
by Luke and Kendall August 19, 2006
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pecan sandy

A type of cookie that is favoured by Roger from TV series American Dad!
Roger: Pretty sure I asked for a pecan sandy...
by Joe Wasner April 04, 2008
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Pecan Sandies

After jizzing on the woman's chest, you pour pecans on top of the jizz, thus creating a naughty treat for yourself or a third person.
Pecan Sandies cookie
by Big Bronc February 05, 2010
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