Derogatory slang term for someone riding a bicycle. Typically applied to the arrogant, reckless city riders found in places like Cambridge or Manhatten. They willshow little regard for traffic signales, motorists, pedestrians or anyone other than themselves.
Kristi: Hey! What happened to your side mirror?
Connor: Fucking Peddlehead took it off while I was at a red light.
Kristi: Did he at least apologize?
Connor: Nope, he gave me a dirty look and kept on peddling.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.