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Pearl Harbored 

When one person of asian ethnicity invites several of his asian friends to a party, who in turn invite several more asians, creating a mass of asians (much like extreme elimination challenge) who invade the party, taking it over and making all the non-asian guests quite uncomfortable.
Guy 1: Dude what was with all the asians at that party last night?

Guy 2: We shouldn't have invited Alex, he Pearl Harbored the fuck out of that party.
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Pearl Harbored 

"My teacher gave a quiz that I wasn't ready for today :("

"Oh man, you definitely got pearl harbored . . . poor bitch."
Pearl Harbored by Eduardito October 20, 2012

Pearl Harbored 

When you take a shit and the toilet water splashes up and hits your but, or anus
I hate when I take a massive dump and I get pearl harbored.
Pearl Harbored by PilotJones February 23, 2014

Pearl Harbored 

Jimmy so Pearl Harbored Paul when he hit him upside the head from behind.
Pearl Harbored by pezmeister April 18, 2006

Pearl Harbored 

When an Asian walks in on you unexpectedly or un-announced with total surprise to you.
Roommate 1: "Dude, I totally got Pearl Harbored by the Asian guy next door when I was using the bathroom."

Roommate 2: "Isn't that like the second time this week?"

Roommate 1: "Ya, I didn't even see it coming."

Roommate 2: "Today is a day that will live in infamy."
Pearl Harbored by ewat44 September 14, 2011

Pearl Harbored 

Means a sneak or suprise(by liberals) attack
I said I would go out with her but I got Pearl Harbored by all off her lesbian friends when I got there
Pearl Harbored by daveybaby April 17, 2006

Pearl Harbored 

To have sex with partner while partner is asleep.
I got home last night and Pearl Harbored Martha.
I think Tom Pearl Harbored me last, my underwear was stuck to my ass.
Pearl Harbored by ad024 October 30, 2011