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safe peanut butter friday 

To have protected sex with your peanut butter jar.
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

peanut butter friday

Peanut butter friday is when you have some "fun" with some peanut butter on any friday, no other days just friday.
Are you guys ready for peanut butter friday, its going to be so fun!

Unsafe peanut butter friday 

To have unprotected sex with your peanut butter jar.
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "unsafe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

peanut butter fridays 

The best snack for the best day of the week. Always needs to be untainted before usage. Plastic wrap works best. Only Friday. Peanut butter expensive.
My boy Craig goes crazy on peanut butter fridays. I feel bad for the peanut butters husband. Craig fucked his brains out.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026