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Peanut Buttering 

The act of using Peanut Butter on your penis when you have a peanut allergy to enhance sexual performance. The allergic reaction increases rigidity, girth and length of one's member. Using creamy peanut butter can result in a positive side effect of increased lubrication during sexual interactions.
Remember, Choosy Moms Choose Jiffy Dick.

Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.
Peanut Buttering by dnahly March 8, 2018
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peanut buttering 

The act of using peanut butter as lube in sexual interactions. So when you cum, peanut butter could come out.
Have you ever peanut buttered someone?

I was peanut buttering her last night bro.

PeanutButtering it up 

a way to have a lot of fun with peanutbutter
I love peanutbuttering it up with bari and the wenches.
PeanutButtering it up by Wenchesaylo September 6, 2011

peanutbuttering

the act of mixing peanut butter using 2 females spooning and licking
Melissa and Veronica were peanutbuttering in the office last week
peanutbuttering by FancyFelines March 22, 2017
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