Peanut Butter Hot 

1) Someone or something that is so hot, it makes you unable to talk or walk.

Alternate pronunciation: peanut buttuh hot (Northeast).

Oh my god, did you see the new girl in school? She is peanut buttuh hot!!

After I wax my car, I remember how peanut butter hot I thought it was when I bought it

Peanut Butter Hot by DSlim2 January 14, 2012

Peanut Butter Hot Dog 

When a man slides his dick between a girl's ass cheeks as she poops.

Man: I want to try something new to spice up our sex life.

Woman: What about a peanut butter hot dog?
Man:...I knew I married you for a reason.

Peanut Butter Hot Dog by Klaus the Omnienthusiast August 31, 2013

hot peanut butter Chardonnay 

When someone pisses and shits on your chest at the same time.

When Cheryl and I had sex she gave me a hot peanut butter Chardonnay by accident.

hot peanut butter Chardonnay by Dj ryde March 1, 2020

hot peanut butter fart 

When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.

Oh man... That was a hot peanut butter fart. I'll be right back.

hot peanut butter fart by Nutterbutterfart March 5, 2020